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Now, you may think of me as an inferior person, but I can disprove that. I ship shrek and Jeff The Killer, you fool. You cannot grasp such a brilliant love affair, I am the intellectual in this power play. Oops, gotta go eat subway lol rawr xD
I'm honestly only here to talk to salmonella and rabies oof
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shrek
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moonrise kingdom, wonderwoman
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supernatural, deathnote, the office, my 600 pounf life, shrek, hamilton
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ryan ross, jon walker, spencer smith, brendon urie, fall out boy, my chemical romance, ryan ross, ryan ross, and oh did i mention ryan roSS?
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there's a screwdriver, um a wrench, idk what my "tools of the trade" are like deviant art don't make me think about my life
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Song writing and Singing, writing shrek fics because of peer pressure (thnks salmon vanilla)

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so i will not update shrek X jeff the killer anymore (i don't think)    i hope no one is sad about this that fic is trash lol    so anyways, that's all (isis {a.k.a Reuben} likes it but besides that I'm not sure about any1 else.)    (my wife likes it as well.              {I presume that chlo likes it but who knows she's ded}) -xoxo your one and only savior, judas iscariot <333 ^-^ OWO UWU big gay is sigining off :,)))
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    "No baby, Hitler was a good guy!" Reuben screamed in the other room. An unfamiliar voice screamed back, "Save it for the basement." ;))) 'Who's that?" Shrek asked Jeff. "Oh, that must be Bubonic Plague, a.k.a Reuben's wife. She's always high." Shrek looked towards Bubonic Plague, "But she's not even that tall." Bubonic Plague looked at Shrek and sprayed rainbows out of her eyes and onto Shrek. Shrek wiped his eyes and licked them a little. "Hey baby, save that tongue of yours for later." Jeff smirked. ~~~    "So, as a proxy, you have to kill people. Are you okay with that?" Slendy asked Shrek. Shrek nodded. "Also, you now have many
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Thank you for watching :)
Thanks for watching. :P
HAMILTON:
Lee, do you yield?

BURR:
You shot him in the side!
Yes, he yields! 

LAURENS:
I’m satisfied

BURR:
Yo, we gotta clear the field!

HAMILTON:
Go! We won

COMPANY:
Here comes the General!

BURR:
This should be fun

WASHINGTON:
What is the meaning of this? Mr. Burr, get a medic for the General

BURR:
Yes, sir

WASHINGTON:
Lee, you will never agree with me
But believe me, these young men don’t speak for me
Thank you for your service

BURR:
Let’s ride!

WASHINGTON:
Hamilton!

HAMILTON:
Sir!

WASHINGTON:
Meet me inside

COMPANY:
Meet him inside! Meet him inside!
Meet him inside, meet him, meet him inside!

WASHINGTON:
Son—

HAMILTON:
Don’t call me son

WASHINGTON:
This war is hard enough
Without infighting

HAMILTON:
Lee called you out. We called his bluff

WASHINGTON:
You solve nothing, you aggravate our allies to the south

HAMILTON:
You're absolutely right, John should have shot him in the mouth
That would’ve shut him up

WASHINGTON:
Son

HAMILTON:
I’m notcha son

WASHINGTON:
Watch your tone
I am not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown

HAMILTON (OVERLAPPING):
Charles Lee, Thomas Conway
These men take your name and they rake it
Through the mud

WASHINGTON:
My name’s been through a lot, I can take it

HAMILTON:
Well, I don’t have your name. I don’t have your titles
I don’t have your land
But, if you

WASHINGTON:
No

HAMILTON:
If you gave me command of a battalion, a group of men to lead, 
I could fly above my station after the war

WASHINGTON:
Or you could die and we need you alive

HAMILTON:
I’m more than willing to die

WASHINGTON:
Your wife needs you alive, son, I need you alive

HAMILTON:
Call me son one more time  TRIGGERED stamp by TiggerlovesthePony11

WASHINGTON:
Go home, Alexander
That’s an order from your commander

HAMILTON:
Sir

WASHINGTON:
Go home
Make a Shrek x Jeff the killer xD ded inside 
YO YO YO!!!!! :D
YOOOOO!!!! HEYO SALMONELLA!!!!